3BALL Headquarters Archives

Available Archives: [Red Ball] | [Sumpin' New] | [Professor Wickus] | [Graphics]

Red Ball Comic Archives

• 3BALL Lives
• Stick It
• Running Clown
• Strawberrier Kool Aid
• Throw Around the Aerobie
• Was it fiery?
• Carbomb
• Nuclear Explosion (by Jake Berendes)

Sumpin' New News Archives

Issue #1:

• 3BALL Activates Space Station/Cataclysmic Interplanetary Weapon
• Central High School Senior Class to Graduate
• Foreigner Cheats, Boyscout Mildly Disappointed
• Boys Varsity Golf: Swing into Action

Issue #2:

• 3BALL Unleashes Wave of Mind-Nulling Propaganda
• Smoove G Productions To Launch New Aesthetically Pleasing Comic Book and Animated Series
• Beverage Companies Team Up to Give Away Missiles
• New CD Contains Music, Thought-Warping Sermons

Issue #3:

• NBC's Fresh Prince Destroys Gank Planet
• Clever T-shirt Amuses Several
• 3BALL Launches Bad-Ass Training Campaign
• Lonely Woman Subscribes to CatFancy Magazine

Issue #4:

• NBC Unveils New Olympic Advertising Strategy
• Bertha Ravages East Coast, Searches for Buffet Line
• Youth Devises Twelve Step Program to Apathy
• Word Search!

Issue #5:

• Boyscout Trapped in Bathroom
• Campus Resident to "Stick It"
• Scientists Discover Chick Magnetism
• Student's Ex-Roommate is a Psycho Freak

Issue #6:

• 3BALL to Assist Acme Crimenet
• Trench Coat Boosts Coolness by 60%
• Bob Saget Has No Soul
• 3BTV: Half Throttle

Ask Professor Wickus Archives

• Origins of 3BHQ
• 3BALL Vocabulary
• The Grassy Knoll
• Unanswerable Questions
• The Elevator 100
• Random Band Names
• The Everrunning Car
• Computer Illiteracy
• Santa's Dead

3BALL Graphics Gallery

• Unusual Suspects
• La Crosse Graduates
• Comic Sketch
• The Alley
• Mount Ballmore
• Silhouette of Destruction
• Teaming Up with Acme Crimenet
• Breakin' Off Funk in Fody Ounce Chunks
• Slow on the Uptake
• Mike's Photomontoge
• Jared's Photomontoge
• Boyscout's Birthday Banner
• Bad Ass Valentine
• Boyscout Trapped in Bathroom
• Marc's Photomontoge
• Delta T's Birthday Banner
• Half Throttle Logo
• PI Ball
• Missing: Morgan Farmer
• Missing: Jacob Berendes
• Missing: Lucky the Chimp

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