3BALL:

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They have existed from the morning of the world, and they shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although they have taken the form of 3BALL, they are all men as they are no man. And therefore they are- gods...

Witness Revolution. Forward step three heroes of all-American justice, universal equality, and well prepared bacon. Surely no mortal could prime themselves for the 'massive-wicked' power this small, yet resourceful, band of freedom fighters unleashed upon the hoods of South Central La Crosse, Wisconsin. The trio knows no fear. What drives these dynamic paragons of the suburban ghettos in their ongoing quest to occupy and conquer the upper Midwest? From what shadows have our mysterious allies originated from? In this dark time of moral decay and corndog decline, there is but one fleeting symbol of hope and salvation...

3BALL
Resistance is Futile.

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No shirt, no shoes, no pants, come on in...

[3BALL Headquarters]
[Registration] [Dope Ass Database] [The War Room]
[Garage] [Professor Wickus] [Valdalism Alley]

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If you'd like more information on the Midwestern gang phenomenon of 3BALL, check your local library, or make it up yourself, jackass.