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Witness Revolution. Forward step three heroes of all-American justice, universal equality, and well prepared bacon. Surely no mortal could prime themselves for the 'massive-wicked' power this small, yet resourceful, band of freedom fighters unleashed upon the hoods of South Central La Crosse, Wisconsin. The trio knows no fear. What drives these dynamic paragons of the suburban ghettos in their ongoing quest to occupy and conquer the upper Midwest? From what shadows have our mysterious allies originated from? In this dark time of moral decay and corndog decline, there is but one fleeting symbol of hope and salvation...