"Really? Well, thanks to modern technology, we can see whether or not my car is running from this very website! With this, actually going to check on my car would be silly. In fact, it'd be completely stupid. Because the highly knowledgable techinical staff has wired the car right into the 3BHQ using Advanced Netscaped Enhanced Hyper JavaScript++. It's truely amazing. Witness for yourself!"

"But just in case our system can't handle the intense power of this high level technology, I can tell you that, yes, my car is on. It's always on. Now leave me alone."