"Um, I dunno. Nor do I know what happens if you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights. And why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? And most important of all, why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Jesus, where's my whisky..."