"Can I help? Of course I can, worthless simpleton! Using the 3BALL Random Band Name Generator (Project name: 3B-RBNG) by our team's own Michael Berg, I could give you approximatly 62,500 different band names. A lot of them would make no sense whatsoever and others would just suck. So anyway, here's the results from a relatively short sample run of the 3B-RBNG program: "

-COLLECTIVE HOLMES
-PEARL DIXON
-NAPALM PAULSY
-WHISTLING FULGORE
-LIFE OF DEAD
-IMPERIAL CRACKER
-FREE JIGSAW
-JUDAS EFX
-HORMONAL UNICYCLE
-THE GHASTLY JIGSAW
-DONKEY ATTRIBUTES
-L.L. COOL NO MORE
-SPIN USA
-CIRCLE FEMMES
-DISCO VICTIMS
-SOUND COUGHING
-BUG-EYED PUMPKINS
-DOUBLE-O ZEPPLIN
-BETTER THAN BACON
-PEARL MONKEYS
-ILLITERATE PHARM
-RAGE AGAINST THE MALL ZAMBONI
-BLOOD SNACK FOOD
-THE MAGNIFICENT TREES
-SALMON SANTA
-TALKING DANCE SQUAD
-ENHANCED BACON
-BEASTIE BLUNT
-INTERPLANETARY CHICKEN DINNER
-GENERATION PANTS
-ALICE IN LAGOMORPH
-FLANNEL EMBOLISM
-HOSTILE JIGSAW
-RISE OVER STAFF
-MEN WITHOUT HATRED
-HARDCORE KITCHEN
-DYNO NO MORE
-LIKE YOUR MAIDEN
-DINOSAUR BOOTIE
-JITTER VICTIMS
-CULTURAL FIRE ENGINES
-CHILDREN OF THE BARBER
-FORCED JUNIOR
-STINKY HEADACHE
-COMPROMISED FEVER
-FUTURISTIC ICE
-NOOSE OF THE ANTICS
-MOJO GOD
-BACHMAN TURNER CRACKER
-BOMB MAIDEN
-DONKEY BURDEN
-THE GORDON MUTT
-COMBUSTIBLE FLESH
-BULEMIC BARBER
-CRIMINAL SCHEME
-COMBUSTIBLE PERFEKT
-NORM'S BLASTERS
-SEX SANTA
-CORRESPONDING MISANTHROPE
-GIRLY POP
-THE MAGNIFICENT ASS-TRO-NOT
-FOO LEAD
-HOSTILE MONKEY-LOVE
-SALMON BUCKET
-LED HEMORRHAGE
-100 WATT BACON
-NAPALM EDISON
-COSMIC DAMNATION
-NEW KIDS ON THE DESOTO
-FORMATTED METAL
-BEHOLD THE ASS-TRO-NOT
-TALKING WEAPONRY
-ECTOPLASMIC FILTER
-ILLITERATE JUNKIES
-RED SANTA
-ULTIMATE CUBE
-TRAGIC SQUIRRELS
-HOLY SMUT
-GHETTO JUNIOR
-100 WATT RUN
-EPILEPTIC KORN
-RIPPING BENDERS
-THA DOGG UNICYCLE
-GREEN LIVING LEGENDS
-FIXED-INCOME R
-NINE INCH LAGOMORPH
-RENTAL PUMPKINS
-ACE OF LADS
-LEATHER ONE
-THE MOODY SQUIRRELS
-GROSS NATIONAL NAILS
-JAGO VERSUS MAN
-PARKING RAMP PUMPKINS
-GARBLED LAGOMORPH
-CRANKY CRACKER
-SOUP MARSUPIALS
-GHETTO LIVING LEGENDS
-ALL FOR HOLMES
-FISH SLOBS
-ICE MISANTHROPE
-MAIDS OF PHARM
-FRIENDS OF KORN
-GRATUITOUS SLOBS
-SUPER POP
-GOO GOO SOMBRERRO
-LOCAL EFX
-PARKING RAMP HIJINKS
-VIDEOLAND NOVA
-EXTRA MALL ZAMBONI
-CARBOMB INFERNO
-JANITORIAL OVERKILL
-NAPALM GRID
-COWBOY STATUS
-BOYZ II DULLARD
-DYNAMIC NOVA
-ULTIMATE GANGSTAZ
-POT-BELLIED JUNKIES
-THRIVING ON FULGORE
-GIANT NUT HOLMES
-THE MONEY BREATH
-SCREAMING JUNIOR
-WACKY SMACK
-CRIMINAL MERCHANDISE
-THE MONKEYS
-HOSTILE HEADACHE
-OLEO BRUTALITY
-NINE INCH DEFORMITIES
-THE MAGNIFICENT TREES
-BLACK CONDIMENTS
-THE PRESIDENTS OF THE BALL
-THE CHAOS
-BALLISTIC MERCHANDISE
-BOMB INJURY
-UNENDING TOM
-KONGATIVE PHENOMENA
-BEHOLD THE ZWEI
-L.L. COOL EMPIRE
-WACKY SPILL
-BLIND DEVELOPMENT
-OBSCURE HOLMES
-CIRCLE SABBETH
-100 WATT PANTS
-SONIC X
-SENIOR IMBALANCE
-GOVERNMENT FUNDED EDISON
-RIPPING JIMMY
-MASSIVE CONDIMENTS
-FOO CASUALTY
-LIKE YOUR FLESH
-VELOCITY BRUTALITY
-CIRCLE R
-STABBING MERCHANDISE
-THA DOGG TRAVELER
-HORMONAL HOBO
-EDIBLE PUPPETS
-DAMN CRAPPY GARDEN
-COLOSSAL ICE
-BOYZ II DOLLS
-BACHMAN TURNER JUNIOR
-HARDCORE DISTRAUGHT
-SUPER WHITE MEAT
-PEARL DRAGONS
-BLACK MEAT
-HORMONAL AGONY
-SMASHING LIVING LEGENDS
-SCREAMING STAFF
-RABID X
-NAPALM ZWEI
-WICKED FREON
-OBSCURE BARBEQUE
-DUNG NO MORE
-EXTRA CROWS
-EPILEPTIC USA
-SPIN BLOWFISH
-BAD DEATH
-HARDCORE PISTOLS
-THE GHASTLY PUPPET SHOW
-SENIOR DISCIPLINARIAN
-URGE LAGOMORPH
-JANITORIAL HOBO
-CHILDREN OF THE MISANTHROPE
-HOSTILE TUXEDO
-THE GORDON CONFORMITY
-DIE BUCKET
-URBAN LADS
-PHATTY-BOOM-BATTY ALTHLETES
-TOAD THE WET DANCE SQUAD
-THE MOODY ALTHLETES
-SMASHING DULLARD
-COMBUSTABLE EZRA
-THE MAGNIFICENT ROSES
-BOMB GARDEN
-TWISTED MONKEY-LOVE
-DIE SANTA
-BLOOD BUM
-SCOOPY DAY
-PHATTY-BOOM-BATTY MISANTHROPE
-FRIENDS OF RODEO
-BOOTLEGGED JIMMY
-ENHANCED DANCE SQUAD
-UNENDING PRINZEN
-COMMIE FEVER
-URGE SURFERS
-ALL FOR POUND
-UNENDING OVAL
-COMBUSTIBLE MAN
-DINOSAUR BROWNIES
-FLANNEL CHOICE
-BLUES PRINZEN
-POT-BELLIED FEMMES
-MAD SERIAL KILLER
-SPACE SNACK FOOD
-URBAN RUN
-DINOSAUR SACK
-GIANT NUT JACKASS
-OBSCURE MACHINE
-FAITH CHAOS
-THE PRESIDENTS OF THE PILOTS
-SCREAMING LIVING LEGENDS
-CONVENIENCE STORE CHOICE
-BUTTHOLE LOVER
-GIRLS AGAINST STATUS
-PLUSQUAM HOSEN
-FISH HOBO
-DYNO SEASON
-FLEXIBLE MATTER
-FIVE PIECE CHRIST
-OLEO EDISON
-BUTTHOLE EDISON
-VIOLENT SABBETH
-NOOSE OF THE GARDEN
-FECAL ASS-TRO-NOT
-ECTOPLASMIC IMBALANCE
-RAGE AGAINST THE INJURY
-EXTRA CONFORMITY
-DOLLAR KITCHEN
-JUDAS LOVER
-HORMONAL PRINZEN
-RISE OVER YOUTH
-RABID TREES
-BLOOD DRAGONS
-LEATHER RAYGUN
-ETERNAL FETUS
-FECAL GARDEN
-COLOSSAL REINHOLDT
-SONIC ZWEI
-BLACK LIGHT PUPPYCRUNCHERS
-CORRESPONDING OVERDRIVE
-TRAGIC CROCKER
-HOOTIE AND THE DISTURBANCE
-WACKY MONKEY-LOVE
-SENIOR FULGORE
-BIG ASS WEAPONRY
-FAITH JUNIOR
-REBEL CHAINS
-BLUES EARL
-JITTER CHOICE
-THA DOGG HEADACHE
-ALICE IN GARDEN
-ASBESTOS DRAGONS
-THE OTHER RAYGUN
-ECTOPLASMIC SQUAD
-FAT GOD
-VIOLENT BURDEN
-GENERATION MIX-A-LOT
-MOJO PANTS
-ULTIMATE SNACK FOOD
-EXTRA OVERKILL
-SOUP PAULSY
-RIPPING LEGUIZAMO
-SMASHING PUPPYCRUNCHERS
-100 WATT ALLIANCE
-FOO SMACK
-FUTURISTIC PISTOLS
-COILS OF EDISON
-OVERHEATED FILTER
-BLUES METAL
-MOJO NOVA
-NORM'S OUTPUT
-GREATFUL RELIGION
-VIOLENT JAMES
-SALMON BARBER
-OVERHEATED PANTS
-THE BOOK OF ANTICS
-SONIC DULLARD
-THE STATUS
-REBEL SEASON
-COLOSSAL OUTPUT
-ALICE IN GRAVITY
-JUDAS LUMINESCENCE
-LARGE MIX-A-LOT
-CRIMINAL NATURE
-CONVENIENCE STORE SLOBS
-THIRIVING ON DAMNATION
-LIFE OF USA
-ILLITERATE COPPER
-THE MAGNIFICENT MAIDEN
-ETERNAL HOLMES
-NEW KIDS ON THE SERIAL KILLER
-ASBESTOS CRACKER
-DINOSAUR WEAPONRY
-EXTRA SMUT
-SCREAMING PIGS
-BOOTLEGGED DOGGEROO
-GIANT NUT DANCE SQUAD
-UNWHOLESOME KITCHEN
-DISCO DISTURBANCE
-WONKA HARLET
-THE MONEY FUQUADO
-BALLISTIC BUCKET
-DYNAMIC JACKASS
-NINE INCH JUNIOR
-MASSIVE OVERDRIVE
-BEHOLD THE OUTPUT
-SPANK THE MIX-A-LOT
-WICKED SEVEN
-LOCAL GOD
-ULTIMATE PISTOLS
-CEREBRAL EARL
-COLOSSAL INJURY
-GOO GOO HAMMER
-KONGATIVE MAX
-NAPALM BREATH
-COILS OF BRUTALITY
-UNENDING DEAD
-THREE CHRIST
-FIST FULL OF BACON
-GHETTO FUGAZI
-GIRLY SMUT
-JUDAS DOGGEROO
-GHETTO SERIAL KILLER
-NOOSE OF THE WESTWARD
-TALKING UNICYCLE
-DUNG PIGS
-ARRESTED ROLL
-OLEO OVERDRIVE
-EDIBLE MACHINE
-COMBUSTIBLE RAYGUN
-ALICE IN BOOTIE
-CRANKY CRACKER
-DEEZ ATTRIBUTES
-VENEREAL BLOCK
-GIRLY TRAVELER
-DONKEY PRIMATES
-GRAVITY BUM
-GENERATION NAILS
-DINOSAUR NO MORE
-NORM'S TENDENCIES
-SHINY EMBOLISM
-ULTIMATE LEGUIZAMO
-FLEXIBLE ICE
-BAD ASS CHAOS
-VANILLA ALLIANCE
-SCITZOPHRENIC SYSTEMS
-RENTAL BLUES
-CORRESPONDING NATURE
-THE MEGA CREW
-DAS AM
-GOVERNMENT FUNDED PUPPYCRUNCHERS
-THE BOOK OF CHAOS
-THE MAGNIFICENT BUM
-KINDERGARDTEN NUTZ
-BUILT TO BASTARDS
-BLACK LIGHT CHICKEN DINNER
-FISH THINK
-IMPERIAL HEADACHE
-VIOLENT HEMORRHAGE
-ECTOPLASMIC FREON
-WICKED HATS
-COLOSSAL LEGUIZAMO
-GRAVITY ROLL
-FUTURISTIC RHINO
-FANCY MELON
-SMASHING JIGSAW
-COMMIE LADS
-BEASTIE DISCIPLINARIAN
-THE MAGNIFICENT LIVING LEGENDS
-FECAL STATUS
-NEW KIDS ON THE BUCKET
-ILLITERATE CREW
-THE FLYING MUTT
-BIZARRE AGONY
-HOOTIE AND THE JIMMY
-OLEO HEADS
-BETTY BLOWFISH
-GRAVITY MAIDEN
-ASBESTOS HIJINKS
-BUTTHOLE ANTICS
-FUTURISTIC DEFORMITIES
-GIANT NUT INJURY
-MORBID NATURE
-VELOCITY BIKE
-SCOOPY WESTWARD
-BAD NUTZ
-FLANNEL CHRIST
-THE GORDON JIGSAW
-EPILEPTIC BEHAVIOR
-HOSTILE TERRORISTS
-URGE BARBER
-MEAT MOMMY
-UNWHOLESOME JAMES
-SHERLOCK CONFORMITY
-INTERPLANETARY STATUS
-BLACK BROWNIES
-PARKING RAMP LEAD
-FIST FULL OF MONKEYS
-KICK IN THE BASTARDS
-FELT-TIPPED PUPPETS
-VELOCITY RUN
-BEASTIE EMPIRE
-SCREAMING BRUTALITY
-ENHANCED EFX
-REBEL SANTA
-CARBOMB MAKER
-VIOLATED HARLET
-WEAPON OF NATURE
-CEREBRAL SNACK FOOD
-CARBOMB BLASTERS
-MOJO DAY
-FREE NINETY-NINE
-DUNG HARLET
-CORROSION OF HEADS
-COSMIC ORIENTATION
-SCITZOPHRENIC BUCKET
-BLOOD BIOGRAPHY
-AUTO RUN
-ENHANCED RELIGION
-DAMN CRAPPY PUPPETS
-TWO-DIMENSIONAL HOLMES
-BIZARRE BASTARDS
-EPILEPTIC SQUAD
-BLACK AMMO
-GIANT MEAT
-URGE CHAINS
-PHATTY-BOOM-BATTY DOGGEROO
-CEREBRAL BOOTIE
-MAD FIRE ENGINES
-FIXED-INCOME BARBER
-TOAD THE WET CUBE
-CLOSED KORN
-CIRCLE GANGSTAZ
-GIRLS AGAINST PUMPKINS
-ARRESTED STATUS
-REVERSED FEVER
-CHILDREN OF THE ALLIANCE
-GREEN LUMINESCENCE
-BETTY WHITE MEAT
-CIRCLE MACHINE
-RED BARBER
-WONKA SQUAD
-DONKEY FIGHTERS
-BACHMAN TURNER JAM
-DUNG HATRED
-LEATHER OVERKILL
-BUFFALO CORNDOGS
-MAD ARTISTS
-CRIMINAL EFX

"There you go. If you didn't find at least one suitable name on that list, your band probably blows ass anyway."