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Enter your vandalism:

"It appears the 'Vandalism Alley' wall is currently blank, a virgin to user interaction. Sad."
-MC Delta T

"Just checking out the submitting button, don't mind me."
-BoyScout

"When push comes to shove, punch the guy singing Christmas carols."
-Jacob Fisher

"Heh, heh...heh, heh...you said 'virgin.' That rules!"
-Paul Henslin

"I will be first against the wall when the revolution comes."
-Tim Drexler

"Michael eats reindeer balls for breakfast."
-Princess Leah

"Leah bites reindeer face."
-$poon$

"I have to go upload some stuff to my car."
-BoyScout

"Mike is Rudolph's love slave."
-Princess Leah

"Damn you commies....."
-BuCK

"Stop the sanity!"
-Jake Itch Berendes

"Now you have my email address!"
-GOD

"I see you lookin' at me sayin 'How can he be so skinny and live so fat?'"
-The King Adrock

"It's January 30. 24 hours 'til the DarkSide. 'Force' your ass off this computer and ready your lightsabers."
-Jake-up Berendes

"Every thing is Kosher like a Pickle in area 51! No more aliens since the incident with the Vibrator and the Microwave..."
-Q-Dog & The Monkey

"We at LOS were impressed by the highness of quality of your web page. You are much like us bad ass punks from the big city. (Oneida, NY), communist fools. I was especially impressed by the Coolio qoute! LOS is the New York equivalant of 3-Ball. If we joined forces, we could kick the punk ass capitalists out of power. We would like you to add us to your map of sphere of influence- Central NYE"
-LOS affiliate Dan the Man

"Those damn kids!!!!!"
-Grady

"Anyone seen any schlong divers lately? A-)"
-Weenie

"PATTY PANTS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!! nope."
-Justin Burke

"You puked in my lap, but I still love you."
-Stealing Booty: concerning Schlong Man

"Uh...Hi. Go to my website, or else. I used to have a dog but it got runned over."
-Jespigot Erickson of the Ovaltinians

"I finally visited your sight. You may be internet gods, but remember who rules the cart."
-Omai Garner

"Whoever would like to go to the Wallflowers concert here in Eau Claire better get ahold of me ASAP. The concert is March 18th!"
-*JAB*

"Have you considered consulting an expert to explore the legal rammifications of a hostile world takeover? Perhaps that might be a wise next step, to save yourself the pain and expense of unnecessary lawsuits once you have conquered the earth. You know, all-powerful dictators tend to be slightly unpopular with the societies they dominate. That combined with a legal action-happy society could be a possibly expensive and embarrasing situation. When wandering into the realm of world domination, it is always prudent to cover all your bases. Witness the downfalls of Castro, Peron, Mussolini and Hitler. They all failed because they lacked competent legal counsel...also sanity and control of their wits, but that is merely a technicality. Lawyers are the key. Scary thought, eh?"
-Kirsten Carlson

"Yikes. I'm alarmed."
-MC Delta T

"Thanks for making my day, guys! Nothing like a little 3Ball to pick you up when you're feeling down, I always say. Have a great day!"
-Sara Smith

"Anybody who goes to school in Iowa is a fucking drunk and an over worked slut. BoyScout excluded. I'll write you all later."
-Jessica

"If us Iowans are sluts then you are one screwed up mother of a pimp!!!"
-Showgirl Lola

"Marcus Allen Trapp better reinstate my face or death will ensue!"
-Kimmer

"Happy Jimmy Shaker day! Remember for next year, March 30th is official JIMMY SHAKER DAY!!!"
-One of those Drunk Iowan Sluts

"It's time for a ftx vyg."
-Pedro

"Hi guys, you are watching me access your site right now. It is pretty damn cool. I am now off to the graffiti board to do some Mario Kart trash talking so read it when you get a chance. P.S. Matt and Chris are annoying."
-Jeremy Kane

"This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. You guys kick ass. I'm ready to do anything to aid 'the cause.' "
-Nato

"You guys are the bomb. Kimmer showed me the page and I love it. Keep it up. Let's get this done by 2000!!!"
-Jim Schneiker

"Are you guys planning to start a support group for people like myself who find themselves staring at Rando for hours on end? I can't pull myself away. . ."
-TLC

"Is TLC refering to the band name generator, or our own Lee 'Rando' Gholson?"
-$poon$

"I am not a peon!!!!!!"
-Joe Hagberg

"I am going to have oral surgery this Wednesday. Someone is going to drill a hole in my jaw, as I was born without a certain tooth. My Mom says that if I wish, they will give me an IV to sedate me. Later I will have some tissue on my upper lip cut so that I may smile. Please stop making my computer shock me."
-Misha

"This is pretty fucking cool man 3BALL keep it up!"
-Dylan Hodgson

"Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone. When I came back the whole area was missing."
-Dirtykid

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you have good aim."
-Tim "Peach Fuzz" Sullivan

"Cool page, guys. '...Vandalize Not, Lest Ye Be Vandalized!' (Cool page, guys)"
-Scott Cool

"Goooo. Everyone pees their pants when your my age. Its the COOLEST."
-PHOCKS

"Punx Not Dead! Destroy the government. Long live anarchy"
-NomadWarrior

"This is the most excellent monument to all that which is excellent!!!!!! My small clan of suburban gangstas and I hold true to all of the values and views expressed on your most propa' website!"-Adam Thrift
"Who among you can facilitate this endeavor toward world domination. My partner in organized suburban crime and I feel that we may be the missing piece in this elaborate jigsaw puzzle that you call a world domination plot! Adam (that's me) is the brains of the operation, my associate Jamie (that's him--E) is the person with certain, what you might call... "business contacts", which, when properly networked could be a valuable asset to your conquest of the civilized world. Lastly, we must speak of the one they call PINK, the muscle of our group, who, due to several genetic mishaps and subsequent trailer park living, has been transformed into a 6'3" 280lb human wrecking ball. In summary, we would like to express our willingness to assist you in your quest in any possible manner. And, would like to be further!! enlightened as to the details of your quest. (E-Mail me choads!)"
-Adam Thrift & Jamie Storm

"BUNGEE!!"
Kari Martin

"When it rains, it pours.
When it pours, your hard drive crashes."
-JAW

"Letting the bag out of the cat would make a great noise! WHUGGGH"
-Puff Slab Daddy B

"When it rains it rains. When it pours it pours. I like rain."
-Maciek The Destroyer

"When it rains, it rains. When it pours, it also rains, only harder."
-El Destroyero

"'Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.' --Aristotle"
-Mike "Shakman" Karuschak