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Resistence is Fultile.

Building an all-powerful, world dominating empire spearheaded by three mere individuals doesn't happen overnight. It happens over five years in just three easy steps. You too could take over the world! But who am I kidding? You're much too lazy and uneducated for that.

3BALL's 3-Step Program for World Domination(1995-2000):

1.Develop Local Servitude(1995,96)
Selecting a prime metropolitian mecca of La Crosse, Wisconsin to focus their efforts upon, 3BALL dispersed into the social ranks of the local high schools, recruiting "friends." By winning them over (sometimes called "brainwashing") with such unimaginable skills in movie commentary, bad rapping, and cow tipping, soon 3BALL possessed many an ally who would do anything for them, including lending them money or killing the president.

2.Extend Sphere of Influence(1997-1999)
Perhaps the most difficult and time-consuming of the steps, building your legion of devoted followers across a multi-state area requires a certain determination and patience. It may also require several monetary bribes. Bribing plays a major role later in the scope of this step when you start dealing more with the government. Until that point, the time and resouces are used to hold large rallies featuring popular top 40 pop bands and mind-erasing political banter, and also to fill large compounds with your supporters and several hundred semi-automatic weapons.

3.World Domination(2000)
Sure it was a lot of money and a lot of hard work, but once you've overthrown the government, you can kick back and have your army of underlings do your bidding. Damn, that's easy!

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