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Disclaimer: As you can imagine, the space-time continuum is a feisty mistress. Indeed, extra special precautions must be taken when manipulating the very fabric of time for one's own amusement. This reckless, yet intriguing, endangerment of the universe is exactly why the 3BALL ChronoBrowser(tm) was engineered. As you read this, the ChronoBrowser is preparing this computer for a mind-bending trip through the ages. When browsing in the past, please avoid altering any of your surroundings. Doing so could put our very existence at risk! Also, the future events are tentative and can very due to extreme changes in heart and/or wacky antics occurring in the present. Because of these reasons, scarcely noted scientists Stephen Hawking and Carl Sagan protested the ChronoBrowser's development. But with one dead and the other in a wheelchair, this marvel of modern technology now awaits your every irresponsible whim. And if by any chance, someday a crazy professor or some wide-eyed kid come asking about this page, you must kill them Launch the ChronoBrowser |