NewsFile: 3B1C Declassified Information Foreigner Cheats, Boyscout Mildly Disappointed Portage, WI. During the last week, 3BALL's own Boyscout has dealing with one of the largest WIAA controversies this decade. Before the state qualifying hurdle race, the officials offered each of the runners someone to hold their starting blocks down due to slippery weather conditions. All but one runner, an exchange student from Belgium, agreed to have a holder. As the starting gun sounded, the Belgian slipped from his block as Wickus took the lead and earned first. Later, he was grabbed from an area McDonald's and told that he had to race again. The Belgian kid had whined all the way up to the WIAA head, and for the first time in WIAA history, a race was rerun. The gold stealing foreigner attempted to approach a now forth place Boyscout with a handshake but met up only with a "Fuck you." A girl came up to the Belgian and explained "He wouldn't understand, he's an American." Wickus was quoted in the local paper with many colorful words such as "disappointed", "shafted", and "screwed." Experts speculate that he did not agree with the WIAA's decision. He appealed on the basis of fairness, staying as far away as possible from the "good sportsmanship" issue. Alas, that Belgium has made a grim error. The fool, does he not fear the 3BALL?