NewsFile: 3B5B Declassified Information Campus Resident to "Stick It" Madison, WI. University of Wisconsin Freshman, Carl Nosek was reportedly told to "stick it" last Friday by one Tim Drexler. The suggestion was made for no apparent reason. When Nosek asked Drexler to elaborate, the only response he received was "In the hole. Stick it in the hole, Carl." It’s possible that this wasn’t the first incident of Drexler advising others to "stick it," but rather the latest in a long series. Experts have been commissioned to interpret Drexler’s cryptic rantings, but thusfar they can only determine that he truly believes that Nosek, among others, should "stick it in the hole." When asked for comment about the topic, Drexler replied "Fuck your bullshit. I’ll do it myself." At last examination, Drexler was still a bastard.