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New CD Contains Music, Thought-Warping Sermons

Hollywood, CA. Some of the biggest names in white rap have come together to record the first predominantly white rap compilation album,"Slow on the Uptake" from the mysterious Smoove G Productions. Included on the eagerly anticipated record are tracks from such has-beens as Snow, Vanilla Ice, Urban Dance Squad, DC Talk, and that guy who used to play Al on NBC's Quantum Leap. Long time associates 3BALL and Yo Mom$ Million$ also turn in some excellent material documenting youth in the unforgiving streets of the suburban ghettos. This is the first work Yo Mom$ Million$ has had since his early '95 release "Eat Yo Vegatables! Word." and the "Moovin' Zat Boody" single off the album. "Slow on the Uptake" includes Million$' classic suburban anthem, "Fill Ma Forty Wit Kool-Aid." In addition to more quality rap music than you can beat savagely with a scalding hot iron poker, the CD also features hidden subliminal tracks instructing the listener to turn all voluntary control and monetary gains to 3BALL. So far the reviews have been unexpectedly good.