NewsFile: 3B3B Declassified Information Clever T-shirt Amuses Several Bloomington, Ill. Area locals were pleasantly shocked by the pure genius of a humorous t-shirt design boldly displayed in the Wacky Wears store in the shopping center just off of Highway 55. Upon the black shirt, blurred white print whimsically jests,"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." A small crowd formed around the t-shirt, and after mere seconds of observation, the store patrons threw themselves to the ground in a heated seizure of side-splitting laughter. "Oh, that's rich!" said one resident, Don Wabeck,"You see, it's saying 'I'm not as THINK as you DRUNK I am' when naturally everyone knows that it should read 'I'm not as DRUNK as you THINK I am!' And the writing's all out of focus! By wearing that t-shirt, you'd be implying that you're intoxicated to the point that you can't form proper sentences correctly, much less focus your eyes like that of any sober person! How nutty is that? What a hoot!" The Smithsonian has already cleared out its Colonial wing to supply an adequate home for this wondrous item of clothing, barring any upper-level government intervention.