NewsFile: 3B2A Declassified Information 3BALL Unleashes Wave of Mind-Nulling Propaganda Yourtown, USA. In a brief press conference held on the White House lawn this week, representatives of the Three Bad Ass Living Legends announced a nation-wide media blitz on the American public to better the grip of the dark, icy hand that is 3BALL. Troy Aikman, PR director, esteemed colleague, and peon lackey of the Living Legends, explained the multi-pronged attack on the American mentality by using intricate notebook sketches and sweeping hand gestures. The 3BALL's propaganda agenda includes trendy contests, a disturbing comic book accompanied by a Saturday morning television show and action figures, a mass marketed, subliminal message leaden CD, a toll free collect calling number, public beatings of those who oppose them, and a line of food products by Hormel. While many other commercial corporations have setup "Websites" on the "internet," 3BALL feels that such an action has become a cliché in today's culture. The press conference concluded when Aikman ran off White House property screaming frantically like a little girl, desperately fleeing from a drove of ill tempered security guards with large dogs.