NewsFile: 3B1B Declassified Information
Central High School Senior
Class to Graduate
La Crosse, WI. In an act of pure spontaneity, the
Central High School class of 1996 will be graduating in
early June. In celebration of this unheard of event,
students and families have been spending hours of effort
to organize parties and purchase gifts for their
outstanding graduates. Thousands will converge upon
the La Crosse Center to witness a intricately mundane
social ritual that will represent the academic pinnacle
for most of those receiving high school diplomas. It has
been rumored that several, possibly many, other schools
around the country are graduating students as well. But
in preparation for just such an emergency, parents and
students alike have deafened themselves to the rest of
the world to maintain the image that they are truly
unique and special.
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