NewsFile: 3B2C Declassified Information Beverage Companies Team Up to Give Away Missiles Somers, NY. This summer, several powerhouse soft drink corporations are combining efforts to give their young loyal followers all sorts of explosive devices. The "3BALL-istic Summer Contest" was kicked off at the beginning of the month by such big names as Shasta, Tab, Diet Rite, Faygo, and 3BALL's own Whoop-Ass Cola. Millions of prizes ranging from M80's to truck loads of fertilizer bomb will be handed out. The grand prize is a 40 ton "3BALL-istic" missile featuring a hip psychedelic paint detail and bitchin' flame decals. The grand prize winner will also receive ownership of a Gulf War mobile missile launcher in which to store the missile and play zany pranks on neighboring states or possibly countries.