NewsFile: 3B5C Declassified Information Scientists Discover Chick Magnetism The Pentagon, WA. US Department of Defense scientists objectively concluded that Peter Gabriel's song entitled "In Your Eyes" off of his 1986 release "So," is indisputably a chick magnet. As the term implies, a chick magnet is a song, action, or object that tends to be highly favorable to chicks. As project leader, Eric Turner, eloquently stated, chicks are attracted to the song like "flies to shit." The claim is clearly not unfounded, considering the evidence is overwhelming. Nine out of ten chicks hold an above average fondness to the song. Since the project team was unable to approach any actual chicks to request their input, all data was determined through the use of a 37 million dollar federally funded machine. The Chick-O-Matic 2000 simulates a typical chick reaction to a specific given subject by returning a value between one and ten. After months of extensive testing on the Chick-O-Matic, the highly paid government workers noted the song "In Your Eyes" as one of the most highest ranking stimuli. When inquired about this program's bearing on the United States defense system, the scientists did not comment. They did however, add that long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, and car speakers with "Mega-Bass" were also evident chick magnets.