NewsFile: 3B3D Declassified Information Lonely Woman Subscribes to CatFancy Magazine St. Albans, VT. In a pathetic move of downright desperation, last Saturday 72 year-old Doris Glenzfield mailed a floral designed check for $19.95 and a subscription card to the publishers of CatFancy Magazine in Dayton, Ohio. Glenzfield, who's a crossword and "Word Jumble" enthusiast, hasn't had any social interaction with any person since her husband's funeral three years ago. Her only companions are her two cats, Victor and Fluffy. Doris enjoys the company of her cats as she goes about her empty daily routines of reading the local newspaper, watching "Murder She Wrote" reruns on USA, and crocheting potholders to be given as future Christmas gifts to the remaining of her unappreciative, uncaring family. Meanwhile the pair of felines apathetically drag themselves about Glenzfield's small three room apartment dwelling, stopping often to sleep for extended periods of time. They display no enthusiasm nor vigor characteristic of such energetic animals. Despite the cats' apparent lack of spirit and will to live, Glenzfield waits in anticipation for her first issue of CatFancy. Soon she will have countless tips to protect her only friends from parasites and urinary tract infections, fun games to play with her unwilling pets, and even a monthly crossword puzzle especially for catlovers. The subscription to CatFancy Magazine easily qualifies as the highlight of Glenzfield's current dreary, miserable existence. Now with Glenzfield on their mailing list, CatFancy boasts 14 subscribers worldwide.