NewsFile: 3B5D Declassified Information Student's Ex-Roommate is a Psycho Freak Iowa City, IA. To the udder shock of her peers, last month University of Iowa student Colleen Sullivan released a statement proclaiming her ex-roommate is "sooooo PSYCHO!!!!!!" The roommate, whom we'll give the completely fictional name "Phinkham" for anonymity, has caused a disturbance since her arrival at Iowa City. Sullivan had expressed some concerns at the beginning of the semester when she experienced some initial difficulties with her roommate's drinking practices. Said roommate was responsible for decorating the dorm room and surrounding areas with several gallons of vomit before passing out. "All of us had to flip her on to her stomach so that she wouldn't choke on her vomit! I was so repulsed!" Sullivan later recalled. Since then, "Phinkham" has relocated residence and begun terrorizing her new roommate. "Phinkham" reportedly labeled her new roommates belongings with the word "bitch" using one black "Marks-A-Lot" permanent marker. This was in addition to carving the slightly varied "die bitch" (German for "the bitch") into the dry erase board and excreting bodily fluids on her roommate's bed and pillow. "Phinkham has also been making lots of nasty phone calls to us!!!" Sullivan added, using the completely fictional name to refer to her ex-roommate. "I don't see what the big deal is," reacted one anonymous UW-Madison student. "My mom did all those things to me." Latest reports indicate that "Phinkham" has been making efforts to reclaim her crock pot and a cable box from Sullivan's room. Sullivan profoundly concluded, "Hmmmm...classes are still going okay!!!"