NewsFile: 3B1A Declassified Information 3BALL Activates Space Station/Cataclysmic Interplanetary Weapon Quadrant Three, Above Earth. According to sources deep within 3BALL World Headquarters, the 3BALL's orbiting weapon of death was deemed fully operational last Wednesday by 3BALL ally and local Dark Jedi, Joruus C'baoth. The station, while still under construction, waits still for a suitable name. The PR staff aboard the station are debating between "The Mortality Sphere" or "The Phatty-Boom-Batty Fly-Ass-Flava Gank Planet." The planet's first target will be the country of Belgium in retaliation of their recent smiting of 3BALL. After the Gank Planet's immense powers are known world-round, the station's position above the earth combined with it's advanced technological equipment will be utilized to get Comedy Central for free.