"I will be first against the wall when the revolution comes."
-Tim Drexler

"Michael eats reindeer balls for breakfast."
-Princess Leah

"Leah bites reindeer face."
-$poon$

"I have to go upload some stuff to my car."
-BoyScout

"Mike is Rudolph's love slave."
-Princess Leah

"Damn you commies....."
-BuCK

"Stop the sanity!"
-Jake Itch Berendes

"I see you lookin' at me sayin 'How can he be so skinny and live so fat?'"
-The King Adrock

"It's January 30. 24 hours 'til the DarkSide. 'Force' your ass off this computer and ready your lightsabers."
-Jake-up Berendes

"Every thing is Kosher like a Pickle in area 51! No more aliens since the incident with the Vibrator and the Microwave..."
-Q-Dog & The Monkey

"We at LOS were impressed by the highness of quality of your web page. You are much like us bad ass punks from the big city. (Oneida, NY), communist fools. I was especially impressed by the Coolio qoute! LOS is the New York equivalant of 3-Ball. If we joined forces, we could kick the punk ass capitalists out of power. We would like you to add us to your map of sphere of influence- Central NYE"
-LOS affiliate Dan the Man

"Those damn kids!!!!!"
-Grady

"Anyone seen any schlong divers lately? A-)"
-Weenie

"PATTY PANTS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!! nope."
-Justin Burke

"You puked in my lap, but I still love you."
-Stealing Booty: concerning Schlong Man

"I finally visited your sight. You may be internet gods, but remember who rules the Kart."
-Omai Garner

"Have you considered consulting an expert to explore the legal rammifications of a hostile world takeover? Perhaps that might be a wise next step, to save yourself the pain and expense of unnecessary lawsuits once you have conquered the earth. You know, all-powerful dictators tend to be slightly unpopular with the societies they dominate. That combined with a legal action-happy society could be a possibly expensive and embarrasing situation. When wandering into the realm of world domination, it is always prudent to cover all your bases. Witness the downfalls of Castro, Peron, Mussolini and Hitler. They all failed because they lacked competent legal counsel...also sanity and control of their wits, but that is merely a technicality. Lawyers are the key. Scary thought, eh?"
-Kirsten Carlson

"Yikes. I'm alarmed."
-MC Delta T

"Thanks for making my day, guys! Nothing like a little 3Ball to pick you up when you're feeling down, I always say. Have a great day!"
-Sara Smith

"Anybody who goes to school in Iowa is a fucking drunk and an over worked slut. BoyScout excluded. I'll write you all later."
-Jessica

"If us Iowans are sluts then you are one screwed up mother of a pimp!!!"
-Showgirl Lola

"Marcus Allen Trapp better reinstate my face or death will ensue!"
-Kimmer

"Happy Jimmy Shaker day! Remember for next year, March 30th is official JIMMY SHAKER DAY!!!"
-One of those Drunk Iowan Sluts

"It's time for a ftx vyg."
-Pedro

"Hi guys, you are watching me access your site right now. It is pretty damn cool. I am now off to the graffiti board to do some Mario Kart trash talking so read it when you get a chance. P.S. Matt and Chris are annoying."
-Jeremy Kane

"This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. You guys kick ass. I'm ready to do anything to aid 'the cause.' "
-Nato

"You guys are the bomb. Kimmer showed me the page and I love it. Keep it up. Let's get this done by 2000!!!"
-Jim Schneiker

"Are you guys planning to start a support group for people like myself who find themselves staring at Rando for hours on end? I can't pull myself away. . ."
-Tonya

"Is Tonya refering to the band name generator, or our own Lee 'Rando' Gholson?"
-$poon$

"I am not a peon!!!!!!"
-Joe Hagberg

"I am going to have oral surgery this Wednesday. Someone is going to drill a hole in my jaw, as I was born without a certain tooth. My Mom says that if I wish, they will give me an IV to sedate me. Later I will have some tissue on my upper lip cut so that I may smile. Please stop making my computer shock me."
-Misha

"This is pretty fucking cool man 3BALL keep it up!"
-Dylan Hodgson

"Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone. When I came back the whole area was missing."
-Dirtykid

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you have good aim."
-Tim "Peach Fuzz" Sullivan

"Cool page, guys. '...Vandalize Not, Lest Ye Be Vandalized!' (Cool page, guys)"
-Scott Cool

"Goooo. Everyone pees their pants when your my age. Its the COOLEST."
-PHOCKS

"Punx Not Dead! Destroy the government. Long live anarchy"
-NomadWarrior

"This is the most excellent monument to all that which is excellent!!!!!! My small clan of suburban gangstas and I hold true to all of the values and views expressed on your most propa' website!"
-Adam Thrift

"Who among you can facilitate this endeavor toward world domination. My partner in organized suburban crime and I feel that we may be the missing piece in this elaborate jigsaw puzzle that you call a world domination plot! Adam (that's me) is the brains of the operation, my associate Jamie (that's him--E) is the person with certain, what you might call... "business contacts", which, when properly networked could be a valuable asset to your conquest of the civilized world. Lastly, we must speak of the one they call PINK, the muscle of our group, who, due to several genetic mishaps and subsequent trailer park living, has been transformed into a 6'3" 280lb human wrecking ball. In summary, we would like to express our willingness to assist you in your quest in any possible manner. And, would like to be further!! enlightened as to the details of your quest. (E-Mail me choads!)"
-Adam Thrift & Jamie Storm

"BUNGEE!!"
Kari Martin

"When it rains, it pours.
When it pours, your hard drive crashes."
-JAW

"Letting the bag out of the cat would make a great noise! WHUGGGH"
-Puff Slab Daddy B

"When it rains it rains. When it pours it pours. I like rain."
-Maciek The Destroyer

"When it rains, it rains. When it pours, it also rains, only harder."
-El Destroyero

"'Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.' --Aristotle"
-Mike "Shakman" Karuschak

"What a dope-ass page!!"
-Aaron Jarvinen

"The Pikes at Iowa suck. THey think they're so damn pikey well they got another thing coming!"
-Herdinelry P. Winters

"Hey mates. Your page is chique."
-J. Winston Lennon

"Here's our own fearsome threesome from S. Florida. G.F. fOrEvEr"
-AzuonIV

"hah in my eyes i would like you ALL dead this world and everyone in it is here for me to exploit."
-sin

"Those of us still at Central believe that with our mediocre education, we can never actually make anything of ourselves. You three have proved our theories to be false!"
-Gus

"Marcus Trapp rocks my world! By the way, Marcus....have you seen my car?"
-Katie

"nice page guys"
-weenie

"3 Ball also happens to be the name of the best god damn rock band in Boston. Check out their new album TOUGH LOVE."
-Anonymous

"Marcus Trapp gives me a hardon."
-mouser

"Unk, that's rather unsettling."
-Delta T

"I don't think this is exactly the proper place do be talking about a 2 inch arousal. :)"
-JAW

"I can honestly say that i really really like toast"
-Ben Stokes

"What's up with these Homies disin' my girl?"
-Wolfman

"Ok, Marcus...if you haven't seen my car have you at least nabbed a glimpse of that bus I was trying to catch Friday? Damn my joint smarts!"
-Katie (the invalid)

"I hate Illinois Nazis!"
-Wolfman

"I smell bacon."
-Peachfuzz

"I think you ghetto boyz are hella fine. Email me at timeout14@aol.com maybe we can get some sucky sucky, you know!"
-hot mama t

"Dude, this is a killer page! Love it......can we like do something together some time?"
-Comp

"If a tree falls in the woods and hits a mime- does anyone care??"
-adidas queen

"Have you had your Funk today?"
-T-Funk All-star

"I sense a disturbance in the force."
-OB1

"Why do $1 and $5 change machines take bills better than pop machines? The world may never know."
-The Jaw

"I wish I were you."
-P.Phat

"I'm not opposed to cleavage."
-BigKen

"I.diots
O.ut
W.andering
A.round
I've had fun in IOWA."
-I'm not BoB

"I'm from Portland, Oregon and I must've gone to your site by mistake, looking for another Rando site from UofO... but I must say, after visiting your site, I'd like to give you three a blowjob. Do you have any groupies yet? Chixdiggit!"
-Andrea

"What an offer."
-Epoch

"No doubt a proposition 3BALL must encounter daily."
-Delta T

"Jeff sucks big ballz."
-kool-aid

"I don't think we're interested in that, though."
-Delta T

"Yeah, word."
-jarvy

"HEY AN-GEL, COMEEEA"
-HARRY BOCHWITZ

"HEY EKHART, THINK ABOUT THE FEW-CHA!"
-JACK

"I'm in the laser lab cooking up some methanol!"
-BuCK

"ich bin schiebe!
douf kinder kolf."
-Siccmade

"Dieser Americanishers sind schwine, ya?"
-Delta T

"God does not exist at this homepage! Save yourselves!"
-Nick S.

"I got here I dunno how but i'll take the blowjob no matter how fat she is. Oh yea sweeeeet site boyz!!!!!!!"
-P-dawg

"According to the guy who stopped by my door the other day, the world will end in the year 2000 in a violent comet storm. When he left I went back to watching the Simpsons."
-Epoch

"Keep up the good work guys......"
-Kapalu

"Dave Castro sux."
-b1itz

"my foot hurts."
-jp

"I donno why, but this guy has a chicken shoved up his ass for soome reason."
-fishfart

"Damnit! I got my fucking hand stuck in this damn toilet trying to rescue my damn balls!"
-lost_my_balls

"I don't know how we do it, but we really manage to attact some high-brow patrons here."
-Delta T

"mark webster {Bearcatz13} is the biggest punk I know."
-remains nameless

"William Looney is a trick...."
-Duz-T

"I think I will kill all of you. Especially Mark Webster. Because He is the seventh son."
-If I told you...

"Um... I've noticed you around. I find you very attractive. Will you go to bed with me?"
-TheJaw

"I WILL LEAD YOU ALL IN A GLORIOUS REVOLUTION! LONG LIVE COMMUNISM AND MARX AND ENGLES!"
-tEtE

"With all of the bad things in this world, you think people would have something to do."
-GOD

"Come, join us. The T.I.N.G is a way of life. We believe in freedom from all and live to see the fall of the corrupt capitalist western governments. You may think that we are extremists, maybe even fanatical. But we are just normal people like yourselves which have been pushed too far. We are not all that our name suggests. When we originally formed the T.I.N.G, we merely wanted a fancy anachronism for a name. We admit to using the occasional use force to get what we want, sometimes we even engage in acts of terrorism but we cannot relate to being gangsters. It would be nice to run a ring of organised crime, it would help fund the revolution but sadly, it's not true. As for Nazis, well Hitler had some genuinely good ideas, but just took it a little too far in the end.
If you are interested in T.I.N.G yet but are not sure whether you could become an urban new age terrorist, there is another side to T.I.N.G, the followers of ting. The followers of ting represent all that the T.I.N.G revolutionaries fight for including freedom of speech, ideas and opportunity for all (except foreigners) I sorry, but I can't stand pakistanys (I don't care if it's spelt wrong) they leave their own country only to exploit other countries benefit systems. For example in Britain after the Second World War, the government encouraged racism. But now, in this so called 'politically correct society' also known as repressed by they revolutionaries Whole towns and cities have been taken over by these immigrants they come here and take over all our businesses, then there children go into the education system and use OUR facilities. The majority of crime the world over is committed by foreigners. We should bring back slavery.
When designing the new order, which is of course the T.I.N.G, we needed someone to look up to, someone to inspire us. An immediate person sprung to mind, a visionary, and a genius, Ernesto 'Che' Guavara.
The T.I.N.G is not just an extreme terrorist faction, no; it is more of a way of living as I have already said. We have morals and beliefs. For instance we believe in equal opportunities, and have many anti- discriminatory rules within our faction.
There is a complexed hierarchy structure within the T.I.N.G for instants I myself am a warlord, I am the strategic commander. We also have many rules and codes to stop the power of the T.I.N.G being miss-used. When thinking about it we are very similar to the secret society of freemasons. Except that we stand for something, a single unitary belief that our way is better.
From this way, we shall come and conquer the world. We believe that it is our destiny, world domination. We have a plan but lack the funding that is currently so urgently needed. No matter where you're from, (Except Pakistan etc) we can find some work for you. We want as big a structure of global terrorism as possible."
-The T.I.N.G.

"Ugh, that smacks of both effort and ignorance, two of my least favorite human attributes. Let me assure our patrons at home that when 3BALL rules the world, they'll just be doing it so others leave them alone and possibly give them free Comedy Central."
-Delta T

"Have fun while you still can."
-nymphochick@hotmail.com

"It's easy, once you discover the truth: THERE IS NO SPOON."
-Spoon Boy, The Matrix

"Is the bottom falling out of your world? Well eat baked beans and you'll think the world is falling out of your bottom!"
-yug

"I always thought that people that lived in your neck of the woods were just a bunch of Greyboy/Eminem-loving bitches. Apparently, I was wrong. You are a bunch of Greyboy/Eminem loving bitches that know how to make a damn good website. Stay black, my caucasian brutha. aas salam alekum..."
-JesusMaryJosephJoyner-Kersee

"with all said not done life in general seems to stall"
-stark

"who the hell calls themselves che? tete, right... youll never get close to that if your doing graffiti instead of working"
-Goodtimes-Buontempo

"Owen mine appa
(Ow-ehn mine-uh ah-puh)
(Spank my monkey)"
-Zorak

"shittin a mitten
and fuck that guy tete, cuz hes just some weirdo that read a book about che"
-Derek Leterneau

"pUT ME oN YOUR FUCKING BOARD!!!"
-sEAN dUNDEE

"There, now don't you feel so much better? Good luck on finding that evasive caps lock key."
-DeltaT

"Rugged rhymesta, crooked crimesta....God wiser, 25 to lifer....starvation, profanity.....jubilation, insanity....there will never be a man such as me."
-Cintown Benround

"Where r all the KON artists at?"
-ZELDA

"I have caught the vision--I have seen the future--and I LIIIKE IT!!!"
-Silver Slut

"Whyaahhhh.............yes it is."
-Bonkers

"How far along are we with the plans of world domination? I need to find out, because it is almost time for the Simpsons start."
-The Jaw

"The drones escaped. Run now; avoid the rush."
-from wire reports

"Che was a genius his politcal mind was supreme. His expression of marxism affected many people but they killed him. Democracy is in fear of intelligence and people who think for themselves. It is said that America is a free country yet it is illegal to speak out against the government and communists have to keep quiet so as not to find trouble. There is only one free method which is communism everyone is equal. You may say that is false with dictators such as tung and castro but everyone needs some guidence but they don`t need to be made into sheep the way that democratic countries to to make them."
-Padche

"Prepare yourself for the onslaught of the undead, for zombies will soon rise from the grave to consume human flesh in their search for some relief from the endless torment of undeath!"
-LetterA

"Alternative 3 dropped by and would like to assure everyone that 3Balls' implants are functioning perfectly and we have NO plans to detonate the C4 embedded therein. Their quest for world domination is all part of our plan. Thank you."
-#3

"If we had a cool leader like Megatron, and he was a communist, Id agree with that Padche fella."
-Scumby

"An eye is upon us. Looking into our innermost thought and desires. It knows all about the rabid monkeys and the moose with his cream cheese. One day, I shall rid the world of the orange and discover a word that rhymes with silver, but until I shall plead alliance with the unallied and face the forces of conformity with a rubber chicken, a grass skirt, a hula hoop, and three Yucatan graverobbers by my side. Tally-Ho! (PS- I may be odd, but if you understand, then contact me. DarkLibra@aol.com. It'll be fun. I promise......)"
-VoDaddy

"VD, your anti-conformist drivel and the conformist life you lead may destroy you. So might AOL."
-The Jaw

"I'M GOING TO KILL A WHITEBOY"
-F.U.

"Great, let us know if you need any help deciding who."
-DeltaT

"Damn, thats a real shame when people be throw'n away a perfectly good white boy."
-diselboy -from "Better Off Dead"

"LOOK BACK BUT DON'T STARE"
-MATTHEW M

"I'm highly disappointed in you. Such an event as Wickus' ascension to the grand 100 and the retirement of the 5000, and not a word from 3BALL! The time of mouring has passed. Give the world the vital statistics they desire! It is your duty to your followers! Good day."
-Jarvinenenen

"So it is true that I have passed on the 5000 to a young mortal who posessed the dreams and aspirations worthy of the soul of the audi 5000, however many of the great 3 BALL chariots have also passed on. The 3 BALL garage now stands as a memorial to that which once was, a time capsule marking the beginings of 3 BALL."
-BOYSCOUT

"i found this site in trying to get ideas for flyers.. im for reform and im gunna fuckin get what i want ... fuck u all..."
-anacharisis66

"I'm a Taco, I'm a Taco!"
-Karen

"Did someone say Taco Bell? I'm gonna make a run for the border!"
-Jarvy - now with 2 bonus weekend days!

"tHe SeCRet WoRD iS "BODEGA"...SaY iT wIth me...BOE-DAY-GAA. ThERe nOw GIvE Me A BeEr SinCe I toLd U tHe SEcRet. AnD JaRVy...GeT Me A TACO aNd telL KiKI HI!"
-ANother bOred Guy frOm Winona

"hasta la victoria siempre viva la rassa"
-matt

"screw all you booty house listining motherfu**ers your music sucks and so do you god damn candy bitches and rebel faggets"
-junglistpride

"Hmm, that's an overall complex argument with an overarching theme of identity through musical preference. The 'candy bitches' remark really drove it home."
-Delta T

"metallica rulez, you motherfu**ers!!!"
-junglistpride

"You guys are tools! (By that, I mean that you are the constructive force that builds and shapes the society in which we live.)"
-HORNZ

"Some bitches always complain that I never listen to her..... or something like that. Shit....... forget it."
-Elloco

"i like cheese. this is how you spell chihuahua. i hate you all, i would like to eat you. ARA forever, nazis are bad."
-Sideburns

"castro sucks!!!!!"
-homeboy

"Socialism is going to take over the world."
-robbo

"I sure hope so. I just don't know what to do with all this freedom!"
-Malik

"when in trouble, when in doubt.
run in circles, scream and shout"
-Sideburns

"Jim Schneiker is a fucking babe"
-lax chik

"REXNARD WAS HERE, AND WAS THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED."
-Dr. Fred Rexnard

"Let us look at some of the various aesthetic arguments: Plato says art as imitation, Tolstoy preached art as expression of emotion, Mr. Clive Bell states art has 'significant form.' I see all are present and accounted for."
-Jarvy - 61 days till freedom!

"'Significant form?' Please. Bell's vague notion of significant form remains so subjective and undefined, it fails to lend any concepts of importance to aesthetics. One might compare it to the equally flawed utilitarian theory of John Rawls' 'competent judges.' I mean, really."
-Delta T

"Hey! I'm a damn engineer! Not a fucking ethics major! I have to take the bullshit classes to free myself from this jail called MSOE."
-Jarvy

"And here I thought we could have a philosophical forum. I guess this is just bound to degenerate to a bunch of losers posting random crap on here."
-Delta T

"Zobbie doe didoo, loppy mop pooter zooge. Koper sim loter noter boter. Chop pop lot not. Looty boo tooty mack charooty."
-Mr. Poppo

"Blueberry muffins and cherry cheesecake"
-Lady G

"Wow, that was quick."
-Delta T

"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode."
-Lady G

"Hey - what was quick Delta T??????"
-Lady G

"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode."
-Delta T

"I can see clearly now, the brain in gone........"
-Lady G

"I am amazed at the wide range of topics this place hosts. Could this be used as an outlet for the internet-frustrated; those who seek something tangable in the internet muck, or just the mentaly-frustrated; those that seek to spill their mind somewhere? (is there really a difference)"
-AlpineMan

"I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do"
-Lady G

"The distance between genius and insanity is measured by success."
-§~M裣øn-¥- Cø££ïé~§

"this site sucks ass, and so do I"
-your daddy

"God give me the strength to take on the world."
-adamp

"I sense a disturbance in my pants"
-ob1 gotta go poop

"if the world is made for the bad and heaven is for the good then is hell for the mediocore?"
-styles

"FUK DA WORLD"
-CHRI$

"This is the most informative site I have ever come across in my 10 years of sitting in my basement sitting in front of a computer. Very cool, but one question: huh?"
-Mouse Pad

"Sean Slinger talks bollocks. Destined to fail are the shit."
-Nicholas Clay

"j'aurais toujours faim de toi.

I don't know exactly what that means, but I thought the alley could use a little foreign flair.
PS-try the fire gordita! it rocks!"
-jarvy

"Heaven don't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over......"
-Lady G

"Magic 3 ball you are my master ooooommmm"
-Dewrf

"Ah, another sasisified cussomer."
-Delta T

"I want to suck a cigar."
-Castro

"In my opinion....
people with their heads up their asses.
Are like ostrich's with glasses.
ass backwards, backward asses
grab your guns and tip your glasses
viva la posse"
-pigidy pieface from the ESCO ZOO

"Appearently Dr. Seuss took a turn for the worse."
-Delta T

"weather you respect me or fear me it realy dosent matter you will eventualy serve me"
-commander of E.S.A

"E.S.A you rule I will follow you"
-loyal follower

"this is shit"
-stalin

"I HANG MY HEAD HIGH THINKING IM DIFFERENT ,,WHY? AM I NORMAL ,AM I STRANGE'DO I REALLY HAVE A PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD OR AM I TAKING UP SPACE.JUST WHEN I THINK I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT IT SMASHES ME BACK DOWN IN MY SHELL ,LAUGHING AS IT WAITS FOR THE NEXT TIME I TRY TO BREAK OUT. SO I BUILT MYSELF A NICE LITTLE CAGE ,WITH WALLS OF ANGER AND A LOCK OF RAGE ,BUTT I CANT HELP ASKING WHOSE GOT THE KEY WHEN I NO DAMN WELL ITS ME......!"
-(UNIDENTIFIED) [but most likely an 8 year-old Trent Reznor]

"I am in the E.S.A are leader is great serve him"
-another loyal follower [but most likely the same jackass from before]

"this is vandalism speaking so shut the fuckup and listen if you want too here some heavy shit check out vandalism bitch if you canfind us which you probely can't"
-fucked up hu

"Look kids! Someone's posted a fun capitalization and punctuation activity for us! Here's how I did it:

This is vandalism? Speaking so, shut the fuckup. And listen if you want too here. Some heavy shit; check out vandalism! Bitch, if you can find us which you probely can't.
-Fucked up, hu?"
-Delta T

"what the f***k is E.S.A it sounds cool"
-jester17 [Submitted: Fri May 5 18:16:20 2000]

"delta T you may be great in the eyes of your followers but are nothing compared to us (bow before me)"
-E.S.A member,sovereign of Australia [Submitted: Fri May 5 18:22:28 2000]

" you may mock us now but when you carry your wounded from the battle feild you will beg for are forgivness and not receive it
-Major General, Gordan Haywood (E.S.A) [Submitted: Fri May 5 18:56:21 2000]

"Iam a former follower of the E.S.A I never met their leader in person I just received orders by E-mail but trust me he is a violant man. but since I resigned and started a more peaceful way my conscious has felt much better so dont follow him unless you crave pain and suffering"
-( former) leader of england faction of the E.S.A [Submitted: Fri May 5 19:13:30 2000]

"It's impressive how the last four entries came within an hour of each other on a Friday night."
-Delta T

"Oh dear - they say life is a cookie - so hurry up and eat the god damn chocolate chips then."
-Lady G

"i know it takes long to call up all those guys jack ass"
-E.S.A [Submitted: Sat May 6 19:14:31 2000]

"DAVE S. BAGZ TEA"
-DUNCAN SACHS

"Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju Jibidi-ju"
-Cheezy G.

"Neat."
-Delta T

"um, what the hell is Jibidi-ju?

On another note: I'M DONE! No mas school for jarvy! Oh, and party at my place Sat, May 27th. Like 1 or 2pm till whenever. Please bring money."
-jarvinenenenenean.

"The eagle may soar but the weasal never gets sucked into a jet engine"
-Cheezy G.

" A la dee dee,
1 2 3,
Eric, the half a bee!
A B C D E F G,
Eric, The Half a bee!
Is this a wretched, demi-bee,
A-half asllep upon my knee?
Some freak, from a managerie?
No! Its Eric, the half a bee!
A fiddly dum,
A fiddly dee,
Eric, The Half a bee!
Ho Ho Ho,
Tee Hee Hee,
Eric, the Half a bee!
I love his have, employee,
Bisected accidently,
One summer, afternoon by me,
I love him, carnily,
'He loves him, carnily!'
Semi-Carnily!
the end.

*Sing this like a goofy song!"
-Shogun Eric, Buttweasel Nabob

"Don't call me a jerk pussy motherfuckers!!!
-G.D.N. 06

"I don't know who that guy is, but he sure sounds like a jerk."
-Delta T

"Jerk? Well there are a lot of them round here - it's a sad sign of the times...."
-Lady G

"we are going to make a go kart. I hate it when corn gets stuck in my teeth. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. iTS HOT OUT, i AM SO STICKY!"
-the tremendously funny teletubbies

"If you dont like fishin then clean the kitchen!"
-G. C. Duryea

"Blurgh, Puke, Hurl."
-Lady G

"what da fuck is dis man i is no joker u no"
-aero

"Keep your fuckin' capitalist hands away from Havana."
-Svanski, Zygote Studio

"u suck"
-master p

"CLEVELAND ROCKS!! okay, maybe i'm exaggerating a bit, but i have to keep my hopes up..."
-jarvy

"I suck
U suck
We suck
The world sucks
So sod everybody"
-Lady G

"duke brandon was here"
-duke brandon [presumably]

"the mentors are a milwaukee group of outdoor recreation thugs bent on world domination. your organization is a mere joke to us, however... we will allow you to join us, should you prove worthy. mentors... we came, we rode, and we did your women."
-luther@asapnet.net

"Who's chicken farm do the jolly ranchers sllep at? Uh huh....smoooooth!"
-Josh Grieve

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it just fun!"
-ShogunEric, Buttweasel Nabob

"we all gotta die someday..."
-pieface

"I never thought i would see the words 'outdoor recreation thugs' used together in a sentence. Especially in reference to being bent on world domination."
-boyscout, a.k.a. AlpineMan

"Looking for a good time e-mail faithful_dancin@yahoo.com"
-Jessica Faith

"Neat, this page has become a virtual bathroom stall on the internet. But then, I guess it always was."
-Delta T

"Jeffrey SUX ASS! HE SSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKSSSS!"
-poopie

"HAY WHATS UP WITH YOU GUYS E.S.A, T.I.N.G, MENTORS,AND 8 BALL YOU ALL SOUND COOL WELL NOT THOSE GAY BOY SCOUTS THE MENTORS IVE HERD OF THE E.S.A,FROM A FRIEND AND MY BROTHERS BEST FRIEND TOLD ME ABOUT 8 BALL BUT MENTORS ? O BY THE WAY MY FRIEND DUKE BRANDON RULES"
-T bone

"Looking for a good time? Call 608-FUN-WICK for the time of your life."
-Null

"jester k and duke brandon rule"
-jester k

"eh? Reh? Bcookie?"
-Shogun Eric, Buttweasel Nabob

"Eikoocb? Her? he?"
-Boban Lesaewttub, Cire Nugohs

"Boban Lesaewttub, Cire Nugohs, is my psychotic evil twin.
Kcuf Eht Dlorw!!"
-Shogun Eric, Buttweasel Nabob

"World The Fuck!!
No, wait, that doesn't make any sense."
-Boban Lesaewttub, Cire Nugohs

"Thats exactly why it put it!"
-Shogun Eric, Buttweasel Nabob

"Everyone should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink"
-Cheezy G. , The Ninja Pikachu

"Personally, I believe in Crystal Light cause I believe in me."
-Delta T

"It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money"
-CheeZy G

"Dear Jen,
I wanted to come see you at school but they wouldn't let me in all day cuz they suck ass. Mr. McCormic is a retarded dick-faced homo! I'll write you soon.
Love Mom"
-Dougie

"Sometimes when I pull on my underwears really hard I see TV in my eyelids. I think it's cuz of all the times I listened to you. You curse!"
-Bapudi

"?tahW"
-Shogun Eric, Buttweasel Nabob

"Is Dean out there?? I need to borrow your DMB cd's someday. Anyway, that is all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled world domination."
-Dave in Winona

"Yeah, this is Dean. SCREW YOU!!!"
-DMB Zombie

"Well thanks again for the help."
-guess

"is this a chat room or a web site?, seriously, i'd like to know"
-dave mathews

"Sort of a deranged version of both."
-Shogun Eric, Buttweasel Nabob

"If everything seems to be going well you obviously don't know what the heck is going on."
-Cheezy G.

"Cody, Shut up!"
-Shogun Eric, Buttweasel Nabob

"Fuck you Eric"
-Cheezy G.

"I don't know what the heck is going on, however, I don't think everything is going well."
-Delta T

"It's a bunch of people posting random crap.

Pika Pika"
-Cheezy G.

"Die Cody. Writhe in pain. I spit on your putrid existance. Ha.

P.S. Delta T, I am only yelling at a friend who is being very stupid right, now, Cheezy G, aka Cody."
-Shogun Eric, Buttweasel Nabob

"Congratulations Delta T, your one of the smart ones"
-Cheezy G

"Jarvy, thanks for the birthday wishes, but there's no way I'm updating this page."
-Delta T